Fuck this shit......I am still losing weight...and Adriana hates my ass (I look good though...and I am fucking happy)

Adriana hates my ass beacause she works out, does the whole diet thing, eats healthy and shit...and she still looks chubby
Me on the other hand....well...I can whatever I want, and I am still losing weight
She says it is not fair..
I say...FUCK IT!!!!! It is fair TO ME!!!!!!
I am 209 lbs
Feeling great.
here is a pic...those pants are 38 waist...and they look baggy
And yes...I like to be color coordinated...I match shoelaces and shirt....so what FUCKERS?
I am not miserable because I cannot eat...I feel great and I eat whatever I want, but in small portions and bites.
I do miss beer though....BUT I DO NOT MISS MY BEAR BELLY.
I got my passport...I am closer to Chicago
Cheers

3 months and 4 days....I am skinny Biatches!!!!!!

So, it has been 3 months after the surgery....3 months and 4 days to be exact.
I threw away 17 shirts and 9 pants today. I did keep the yellow shirt and the pair of jeans I wore the day of the surgery, the same clothes I took pictures with...I will keep them in order to compare as I go along.
As I reminder, I weighed 300.9 lbs on july 4th.....today i weigh 237.8, that is a 62.1 lbs difference
U N F U C K I N G   R E AL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here are some pictures to show progress

I went to Margarita Island with Adriana, I went to get some jeans, I was a 44 waist, I tried a 40, TOO BIG and BAGGY, so i got a 38....perfect!!!!
I got relaxed fit (for fat guys), Levi´s 550, Adriana told me I looked like I was still fat, so I got some 501´s  NEVER I fitted into a 501 Levi´s...NEVER!!!!!  I got a 38 waist, tried it on, perfect FIT. On the picture below you can see how my old jeans fit me while I am wearing my new jeans.
I can´t begin to explain the sensation, I am a size L in shirts.
But the best part is that I can eat basically anything, in small portions, small bites, and there is always a lot of chewing involved, Adriana ALWAYS tells me that I am eating too much, but when we get back from the restaurant, I weigh myself and usually I have lost 1 or 2 pounds AFTER coming back from the restaurant.....while on the scale I call Adriana, show her the number and tell he "How ´bout them apples?". Whenever I do that my chances of having sex are diminished exponentially and logarithmically...meaning No sex, Nothing, NADA, Zilch!!!!...However, I love sticking it to everyone´s face...FUCK IT!!!!!!
I think I am still pretty much the same person, same humor, same jokester, Adriana thinks I have a better humor now, although i am more poignant, and incisive (her words), WHO FUCKING CARES !!!!!...........Oh Oh Oh, I started drinking again, had 2 cocktails during the weekend (I never understood the term cocktail, I mean a cock doesn´t have a tail, and even if it did...why would I want to drink anything from a cock...now that shit is funny....unreal)
And Finally I am getting enough sex, maybe it is because she can breath under me now
Cheers my friends...enjoy the pics

I cannot believe it!!!!!!

 It has been 2 months after my surgery...exactly 2 months.
Adriana took a bunch of pictures of me the day BEFORE the surgery.....July 3rd.
I was taking some shirts to the cleaners and I bumped into the one I used for those pics.....She jumped off her seat, grabbed her iPhone and said "put that puppy on, and put the same jeans, let´s take some pics"
OMFG!!!!!
I leave you with this. I am truly impressed.

Plateou....but dipping again

So I hit a small plateou...maybe for 3 or 4 days...no weight loss there...then it dipped again....
I am down 47.3 lbs.
Feeling awesome...and although I did not see a lot of weight loss (I was getting use to that), my clothes are fitting loose, I have lost most of my shirts and I need to get some new underwear.
Nevertheless..will stick to boxers...hate them briefs or tidy whites.
I am going to renew my subscription to LA Fitness.....but I don´t want to feel like I was raped by King Kong after a workout...I am not getting a personal trainer this time...screw that!!!!!!
But I need to build some lean muscle...I am getting skinny arms and shit...not cool
Regardless, I feel fine and with more energy than ever. Still not getting enough sex though....I don´t get it!!!
I thought this surgery was my ticket to some caligula shit...some roman bachannal or some Mandingo Party....hmmmm none of that shit is happening YET!!!!
Will keep you informed
Cheers

Non-Believers, snotty, assholes MoFos

Here is the proof of how this surgery can and WILL change your life.
There is absolutely no reason NOT to do this.
I will do it every single time I am asked.
I will recommend it to everyone who is thinking about it.
Here is a picture for you non-believers, assholes who only criticize and don´t understand the benefits of my decision
BTW...ALL BISCO PEOPLE...I love you sooo much...this is not for you!!!!!
Cheers you fuckers!!!!!!!

New SHORTS!!!! Great Boobs!!!!

On the boat...wearing NEW Shorts

On the way to the freaking party

Wassup Biatches

So, I get invited to the beach this past weekend, some sort of boat party (can´t drink, can´t eat...so much for that fucking party)
Anyway, I try on my shorts ...None of them fit!!!!! Too freaking laaaarge...like they fall off!!!
Unreal. I tried to pull them up...all the way to my chest....Adriana tells me that I look like a DORK, and I should go and get new shorts.
I don´t want to spend money on clothes that I might lose again, she said that either I buy new clothes, or buy ropes to tight up my pants that keep falling off.  Damn it!!!!!
I go and get new shorts, I was a size 44 (fuck you Patrick...you and your skinny jeans).
BUT now I am a size 38...a little tight though, BUT 40 is too big and also fall off.
I ask for a size 40 at the store....only 2 models and shit...I try them and too big...so I ask for a size 38...WOW...massive selection.
For the first time in a long long long time I felt kind of NORMAL!!!
I had great sex that night...self esteem up the wazooo
Adriana tells me that i am becoming more and more snotty....that being skinny will turn me into an obnoxious person....well..I get its time for her to go then!!!!
Kidding. Love her to death.
43.5 pounds down...57.5 to go!!!!
In less than 2 months...I surely hope that this slows down a bit.
Cheers Biatches

Huge mistake

So, I make some great chicken meatballs. Easy as 1..2..3.
Put a half of cup of onions in a skillet with a little bit of EVOO (extra virgin olive oil), and some garlic...salt.....cook until golden....5 minutes---..then on a food processor mix that with some chicken breast meat....grind, add an egg and some bread crumbs (or almond flour...blanched).  make 1 inch little balls, put them on parched paper on a baking sheet, oven....30 minutes....then they are good to go. I made some spaghetti sauce (tomato, basil, that kind of shit) and dunked them in there for about 45 minutes...simmering.
Who cares right?
Well....I threw up ALL NIGHT!...well NOT all night...but damn it!!! they were delish...but I threw up all of it...WHY you might ask?
Well, I cannot eat fast, the amount of food that i put in my mouth has to be basically half a teaspoon!!  That´s right...half a fucking teaspoon...then I have to chew at least 30 times each bite.....
I DID NOT do any of the above mentioned....huge chunks of food, rapidely, and barely chewing.... I ate 2 meatballs and right there and then...BATHROOM...THROWING UP!
I felt like back in college when I threw up while drinking and eating......all at the same time!!!!
This sucks....however....I think I probably lost an extra pound or so...due to the puking
Cheers

Today, @work.....feeling great, lighter and much better.

It has been a month

Today it has been four weeks since my surgery.
It has been an interesting journey.
I can´t say it has been all bad....there are great benefits from this ordeal. Actually it has all been pretty darn good.
I had some blood work done 2 days ago...it is called (at least here) profile 20...which provides results for a massive amount of different tests and values and shit.
Cholesterol levels the day of the surgery....254 mg/dl....if you don´t have a clue what normal values should be...well let me tell you that anything above 220 mg/dl is considered at risk or very high
Cholesterol level this week....173 mg/dl...anything below 200 is considered desirable.
On another note...I was in an elevator with Adriana and some nice looking lady went in.
I smiled and said "good morning"...she replied..."OMG you smell so good!!!!!!" (orgasmic tone to it).
I am back in the game baby!!!!!....Adriana got pissed off...but....... who fucking cares!!!!!!!....bye bye belly...helloo ladies!!!!!!
cheers

Scale and shit

So, the AH surgeon told me that I should avoid weighing myself, and wait until 1 month has gone, then I can weigh myself ...in his office..
I told him that I am buying a scale and use that weight of that day as a baseline....fuck it!!! I need to know the exact amount of pounds....I could careless about clothing and shit!!!  Sure, they fit me better, some I have already lost because they are too baggy....and some others are still too tight....nevertheless, I need POUNDS!!!! NUMBERS....but I will have discipline, and wait....August 4th...first weigh in
BTW....This friday is my B´day...I expect at least an ecard or some shit....so let´s go biathces....send me some shit!!!!!
I miss chocolate, and coca cola.......I also miss Cake (and waffles)
Cheers

I am there.......already!!!!

I got an email from Julie Suh today, also spoke to Andy
My VISA went through
I am no longer a wetback that enters illegally in the US. Begging for work
I shall be moving to Chicago sometime in October
So there you have it. I am a biatch, one of you people
Needed to share that
FatRolando is happy brah!
Cheers

Little confused

I don´t feel hungry, but I still think like a fat person.
It is quite difficult to share with people that don´t understand what I am going through right now
I also get a lot of mixed messages from everyone, because everyone does their own research and have an opinion about what I should do and shit.
I went to a restaurant with Adriana and her sister....italian...they ordered some pasta dishes that looked quite good.
I ordered a bowl of spinach cream.....LAME!!!!!
I had maybe six TEASPOONS and Adriana and her sister told me (with their mouths filled with pasta and Parmesan cheese) you are eating too much!!!!  FUck them!!!!
I had six teaspoons...that´s it...and these two had maybe 2 pounds of pasta each PLUS some chocolate dessert and I AM EATING TOO MUCH
I get it...they are concerned...but you cannot tell me I am eating too much while you have pasta all over your face.
Conclusion: I am not going out for a meal until I can eat solids.....so while I am on phase two of the recovery (basically liquids, pureed food or mashed) I am staying at home.....Fuck it!!!!
Too much watchoing other people pigout on a saturday while I had my little bowl of soup.
It is not that I NEED the food...I know that  my stomach cannot take it...plus I will be defeating the purpose if I tried to pigout....BUT I don´t need the agony nor the bullshit around food and restaurants...I went out too soon.
Cheers

Bruise

 This is MY GIANT BELLY BRUISE ….post op
Quite large I might add.
It is getting better though
Nevertheless, I already fit in some old shirts
It is gruesome, however, IWII
It looks like some asian dude sleeping….sorry, all asians look like they are sleeping
SORRY MIA; PAT,

Initial weight

I was 299 pounds........
Let´s see who wins the poll challenge
I will be giving out prices and shit
Cheers

After the surgery

today I got back form the hospital
I did not have a way to publish in my blog while I was there
I only have one thing to say
ooooooooouuuuuuuuuuccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
OMFG...the pain...the horror!!!!!
I feel like Godzilla shoved his claw up my butt and started like digging for a bugger.......
Un FUCKING Real
thi9 is no joke ladies and gents
This is raw and excruciating pain
I feel better though...only ice chips and water for the next few days
Oh well ...fuck it
Water is the new pho and gatorade the new brownie...at least for me
No sex either...WTF?!?!
Oh welll i got to wait and see
Cheers
 

Strobe photography

Today while I waited I started reading about strobe photography...nothing more that using proper lighting to take a picture
Seems simple right....I don´t think so.
So hre is a shot I took of myself......a selfportrait...I am holding the flash above my head to my right....I took the shot using my Nikon D90, at a 125 of a second and f22 aperture....55mm.....pretty cool shit!
I will have my stomach removed tomorrow
I am doing this to release stress
Cheers

Tomorrow..........OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!

Surgery was rescheduled
Shit happens
I am wearing a funny robe
unreal
Cheers

On my way

On my way to the hospital
I will take my laptop and check things out
Cheers

Bitches like to play......

I love these two pics....thank you DG and WG
Surgery is tomorrow at 10 am...will spend 2 days at the hospital
Again.....nervous as shit
Thank you for all of your thoughts
Cheers