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I started this journey @ 301 lbs.
I have stalled @ 203 lbs for the past 2 weeks...hopefully meaning that I have stopped losing weight
It has been a journey...interesting one....GREAT ONE
I am a skinny biatch now
But I still have my sense of humor
Here are a few pics from last weekend
getting ready for winter
And YES COHEN...I am tapping on that!!!!!!!

Fuck this shit......I am still losing weight...and Adriana hates my ass (I look good though...and I am fucking happy)

Adriana hates my ass beacause she works out, does the whole diet thing, eats healthy and shit...and she still looks chubby
Me on the other hand....well...I can whatever I want, and I am still losing weight
She says it is not fair..
I say...FUCK IT!!!!! It is fair TO ME!!!!!!
I am 209 lbs
Feeling great.
here is a pic...those pants are 38 waist...and they look baggy
And yes...I like to be color coordinated...I match shoelaces and shirt....so what FUCKERS?
I am not miserable because I cannot eat...I feel great and I eat whatever I want, but in small portions and bites.
I do miss beer though....BUT I DO NOT MISS MY BEAR BELLY.
I got my passport...I am closer to Chicago
Cheers

3 months and 4 days....I am skinny Biatches!!!!!!

So, it has been 3 months after the surgery....3 months and 4 days to be exact.
I threw away 17 shirts and 9 pants today. I did keep the yellow shirt and the pair of jeans I wore the day of the surgery, the same clothes I took pictures with...I will keep them in order to compare as I go along.
As I reminder, I weighed 300.9 lbs on july 4th.....today i weigh 237.8, that is a 62.1 lbs difference
U N F U C K I N G   R E AL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here are some pictures to show progress

I went to Margarita Island with Adriana, I went to get some jeans, I was a 44 waist, I tried a 40, TOO BIG and BAGGY, so i got a 38....perfect!!!!
I got relaxed fit (for fat guys), Levi´s 550, Adriana told me I looked like I was still fat, so I got some 501´s  NEVER I fitted into a 501 Levi´s...NEVER!!!!!  I got a 38 waist, tried it on, perfect FIT. On the picture below you can see how my old jeans fit me while I am wearing my new jeans.
I can´t begin to explain the sensation, I am a size L in shirts.
But the best part is that I can eat basically anything, in small portions, small bites, and there is always a lot of chewing involved, Adriana ALWAYS tells me that I am eating too much, but when we get back from the restaurant, I weigh myself and usually I have lost 1 or 2 pounds AFTER coming back from the restaurant.....while on the scale I call Adriana, show her the number and tell he "How ´bout them apples?". Whenever I do that my chances of having sex are diminished exponentially and logarithmically...meaning No sex, Nothing, NADA, Zilch!!!!...However, I love sticking it to everyone´s face...FUCK IT!!!!!!
I think I am still pretty much the same person, same humor, same jokester, Adriana thinks I have a better humor now, although i am more poignant, and incisive (her words), WHO FUCKING CARES !!!!!...........Oh Oh Oh, I started drinking again, had 2 cocktails during the weekend (I never understood the term cocktail, I mean a cock doesn´t have a tail, and even if it did...why would I want to drink anything from a cock...now that shit is funny....unreal)
And Finally I am getting enough sex, maybe it is because she can breath under me now
Cheers my friends...enjoy the pics

I cannot believe it!!!!!!

 It has been 2 months after my surgery...exactly 2 months.
Adriana took a bunch of pictures of me the day BEFORE the surgery.....July 3rd.
I was taking some shirts to the cleaners and I bumped into the one I used for those pics.....She jumped off her seat, grabbed her iPhone and said "put that puppy on, and put the same jeans, let´s take some pics"
OMFG!!!!!
I leave you with this. I am truly impressed.